I sashayed into my house one day this week, and my room-mate was belting out, "Duke Duke Duke Duke a girl...Duke Duke Duke a girl." I smiled a knowing smile, and shook my head. At last the decibels and frequency of this song prompted me to say, "Do you know it's actually, 'Duke of EARL?'" Which led us to the next topic: What does duking a girl actually entitle?
Since then, the crisis has been averted, and the calibration of lyrical excellence has been adjusted.
Log Entry #34598374987 of the Lyrical Police entered. Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!!! <---Oh wait, that's next time.